Dear Penthouse:
I never thought this could happen to me. I am a married man in my late 40's with two youngish daughters. Anyway, I came to know that a young adult gal was ready to give it up to me! She wanted to give it up to a great guy. Yah I'm a great guy all right. Or so I have been told my whole life. Who could blame the young broad. I'm frickin eye candy dammit. She wanted birth control so I said fine, I'll get other people to pay for that. She wanted other stuff like middle east peace, health care blah blah blah.... She pretty much told me what she wanted to hear so I lied to her. Whatever it takes, you know what I mean. The deed itself didn't take too long as you can imagine. One quick thrust and it was over, another manipulated woman and another vote for me. Next!
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"Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it."
- Journey
Journey sucks almost as much as this post. What a lot of meaningless dreck!
Meaningless dreck? Sure, if you assign no meaning to a sitting president equating a vote for him with losing one's virginity. Keep in mind that Obama has not disavowed his own ad, therefore he has approved it. This is sick. Of course it is not as bad as watching US soldiers die while doing nothing to help them.
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