Witness, to dispatcher: Hello, I just witnessed a shooting.
Dispatcher: Did you get a good look at the shooter?
Witness: Yes, he looked like.... well, imagine if President Obama had a teenage son....
Dispatcher: Got it, and the victim?
Witness: Ummm, yah, imagine if the president had a second son....oh no, there is a large crowd approaching!
Dispatcher: Can you describe the scene please?
Witness: Sure, its a large, mixed race crowd carrying signs....
Dispatcher: Let me guess, they look like the president?
Witness: No, he's black. Imagine an Obama/Robinson family reunion at a journalists convention.
Dispatcher: Understood, now what are they doing?
Witness: They are demanding justice and racial harmony.
Dispatcher: OK, I'll send the Reverends Sharpton and Jackson right away.
Witness: No, that never works.
Dispatcher: Then what?
Witness: Well there is an injured black youth remember? How about an ambulance?