Local blogger and scientist, Kay, of BlueRacine.blogspot.com has identified a new species. This new species Kay calls a "potential." This amazing new creature lives its entire life, approximately nine months, as a parasite inside of female homo sapiens. The "potential", also known as humanus potentialus, is the only species that is capable of morphing into another species. The "potential" will change into the species of its host, the homo sapien, upon passage through the hosts vagina. The symbiotic relationship between the "potential" and female homo sapian is quite remarkable as apparently the homo sapien is the only species that does not reproduce but instead allows the humanus potentialus to morph into a homo sapien. As of this writing, Kay has yet to identify how the "potential" reproduces or how the "potential" arrives in its host homo sapien.
The stork story is far less complicated. I'm sticking with that.
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The existence of the potential is the sole decision of the female homo sapiens, however, if she chooses to allow the potential to transition to another homo sapiens, the male homo sapiens - or if he cannot be found or is not identified - or unrelated, taxpaying homo sapiens will pay for its existence.
. . . and violence against the potential is deemed acceptable as long as the female homo sapiens agrees - if not, violence against the potential can be met with criminal charges. Liberal intelligensia, known as Liberalis majoralis, confirm no relationship between acceptable violence against potentials and the despicable violence against transitioned potentials, except for Barack Obama, who allows a time window for violence against transitioned potentials.
If this "potential" is allowed to pupate (or whatever it is they do) does it then become a "punishment"?
ha! GOOD ONE
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